Unfuckingnecessary aka the Ultracruise

Where are you headed? I place my foot about 18 inches above the other one, step, slide back past where I started. I push the bike back up to where it was, grab both brakes and attempt to move forward ...

Black. Red. Grey.

I have an AK Press t-shirt. It’s kind of grey with an artistic black and red flag across the chest and the words “Friends of AK Press” mixed in cuz….. that’s how I got it. I ...

No Zona

To look at a map of No Zona is to peer into the depths of the hopes and dreams of every rancher whoever set eyes on this strip of land and thought, yeah, I could make a go of this. It is a map dotted ...

Let’s go bikerafting

KB and I roll up and everyone is asleep. The light at Hite is on. There are a few coyotes yipping over the hill, but otherwise the night is dark, still and quiet. We disturb the silence driving up and...

We’re here for your stars

There was a lot of discussion. It started when we were packing. My preference is to leave the tent home whenever possible. I love sleeping under the stars or in an alcove, conditions permitting. Mama ...

Best Befday Bear Weekend

Is it even an Alliance weekend if there wasn’t any serious suffering? To say we compulsively indulge in Type 3 fun would be accurate. As Rocklicker likes to put it, “I’m training for...

Noise

I’m not entirely sure what I am looking at. Standing about 30 feet from our tent trying to absorb the warmth cascading from the rising sun, my head is clear, my body is cold, and I can’t q...

Dear Southern Utah

Dear Southern Utah, We need to have a little chat. Don’t worry, come in, sit down. Uncle Knux won’t hurt you. There will be a slide show at the end and refreshments will be served. So sit ...